This post is written by Jake Parr.
What a name, and what a game. This classic arcade topdown shooter from 1992, developed by Midway Entertainment, is an actionpacked slugathon that makes a brilliant twoplayer game with its fastpaced gunfights, hordes of evil mutants and buckets of blood and gore. Players can bag the game on various formats, with the original, untouched versions being part of various Midway arcade retro game collections.
In 1999, the evil General Akhboob was developing secret weapons in his totally innocent ‘Baby Milk Factory’, until a reporter discovered its true purpose and helped spread the word the General’s chemical weapons and army of mutants. Covering up the case by capturing all reporters and tourists in his country, the Doomsday squad, consisting of two musclebound weightlifters called Captain Carnage and Major Mayhem, are sent in to stop his nefarious plans, rescue the civilians and fry Akhboob.
Everything looks smooth and detailed, from the ugly mutant bosses that await you, to the weapon-
hauling badasses you play as who merrily fire in the air when completing a level with the higher score (the loser will think pessimistic thoughts in the corner). Some of the deaths look both gruesome and comedic, especially when your innards are blown away as you fly into the air or after touching an electric fence. Even the gruesome deaths and cutscenes are lovely to watch. The sound effects for things like explosions and gunfire sound great. Even the dialogue from the characters (which aren’t some compilation of 8bit fart noises or any crap like that) are topnotch quality for the time. Listening to General Akhboob rant threatening gibberish on the television is always funny to listen to as well. Accompanying the carnage is a decent soundtrack with a nice beat.
Playing from a topdown perspective, the gameplay is smashing. One control stick (or analogue stick on modern consoles) will control movement, and the other controls aiming, and with eight directions to move from and fire at, it’s very smooth and lacks a big learning curve. Starting off with a standard machine gun, you can swipe a rocket launcher, a grenade lobber, time bombs and two types of flamethrower (the second one has a blue flame, which deals more damage and has a bigger range), all with limited ammo. Invincibility and projectile spreading powerups are also available to help you bring the pain. Total Carnage is twice as fun when you play with an ally.
Hordes of enemies await you, as well as some tough as nails bosses with very imaginative designs and disturbing appearances. Its sense of humour and oodles of secrets is a major bonus and adds to the actionfilled gameplay. The final fight with Ahkboob consists of giant heads firing projectiles, one being his own, another without the skin, and another being the head of Hitler! In fact, if you can catch him, you can fry the pig on the electric chair during a satisfying quicktime event! There are plenty of secrets, too, such as funny messages, level warps, and the password code at the start of each stage, meaning you can warp to later levels without going through it all again. Still, collecting the 220 keys spread out through the entire game to get the best ending is just too daunting to even bother trying. That is, unless you know the code…
It looks brilliant, it sounds brilliant, and it plays like a brilliant game should be. Going around fighting solo is only half the fun, and all these tough bosses, and the impossible demand for all the keys, make it one heck of a challenge to fight through. With blood, explosions, humour and mutants, it’s a personification of the perfect action film, albeit in the form of a smashing arcade game for two.
This post is written by Jake Parr. You can follow Jake Parr on his website or on Twitter at @JakeParr123
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