I thought the scariest thing about Dead Take would be its Final Fantasy and Baldur’s Gate 3 stars doing American accents, but no horror game has stunned me like this since 2022 August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news Horror Special | Dead Take exposes the true price of fame, and it’s an uncomfortably brilliant experience Read More 2019
Battlefield 6’s beta doesn’t start for another 2 days, but fans clearly don’t mind the wait as the FPS has already hit a peak of almost 10,000 concurrent players on Steam August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news Changing settings has never been more exciting, apparently Read More 2019
Oblivion Remastered joins the pantheon of Red Dead Redemption 2 and The Witcher 4 for its attention to animal anatomy: “The deer have buttholes” August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news Oh deer Read More 2019
Resident Evil names “AI-first” affront to humanity Duolingo bird its newest biological weapon, making it canon that Leon Kennedy has only learned Spanish by force August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news He’s green and holding me hostage Read More 2019
I don’t know what’s worse – the 4,000 Baldur’s Gate 3 sicko who beat the RPG’s Honour Mode at level 1, or the 30,000 who did it with an objectively terrible build August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news There are simply not enough hours on Ao’s green earth Read More 2019
Helldivers 2 devs stay true to their word, immediately roll out a patch full of fixes after the studio’s “Super Earth sanctioned vacation,” but one major issue still remains August 5, 2025 / admin / retro news “No status effects fix… it’s jover…” Read More 2019