Pokemon Pokopia player decides Animal Crossing: New Horizons-style banishment isn’t enough for their least favorite ‘mons, straight-up jails them instead: “They are (mostly) comfortable” March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about smacking my Animal Crossing villagers with bug nets Read More 2019
Even Let Me Solo Her can’t always solo her, as the legendary Elden Ring player admits defeat to Malenia: “Bro has sometimes known defeat” March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news You dropped your crown, king Read More 2019
“That is an $11,000 gold texture”: Steam researcher says “supporter packs” make a lot of free money because PC gamers love to spend on their favorite games March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news Steam users will turn up for some day-one DLC, it turns out Read More 2019
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is on track to beat Project Hail Mary for the biggest opening weekend of 2026 so far March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is almost upon us Read More 2019
Marathon just buffed the best loot you can find outside Cryo Archive and nerfed the Thief movement exploit that sweaty players were abusing into the ground March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news Outpost’s Pinwheel is harder to crack, but sweeter to loot Read More 2019
Square Enix announces “Nier: Cosmic Horror” on April 1, chaos ensues, Yoko Taro last seen wishing he had had cilantro for his pho noodles March 31, 2026 / admin / retro news “Announcing a new game on April Fools is exactly the kind of s**t Yoko Taro would do…” Read More 2019
